THERE I WAS SKYDIVING HARD
THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE !
Had a close call?
Been on the EDGE?
Was it Gremlins?
Or was it the REAPER himself?
Come along with me..... for a tale of horror. Stories from the livers... I mean the Divers themselves. Functions, Bad judgement, Injuries....Ohhh I LOVE IT. I can't wait to plummet right in. Don't be cowardly. Send me your pain by E-mail. It could end up at Dangerous Dave's so others can relish in your suffering. Oh yea, and maybe learn something from it if you must. I'll tell the peoples of the earth who you are or you can be anonymous. It's up to you. Come on. I need your pain. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! But enough pleasantries. Let's have some blood, some bones, bruises and scrapes. And of course, FEAR. It all has it's purpose. I received tonights' story from a Skygod buried at AOL. A scattered piece, with lot's of guessing! Presented here just as I received it, I need lot's of input on this one! I call tonight's piece : How many ways are there to die? Ah yes, my lowly children - What is wrong with this picture? Give me some input!!!
Welcome to my lair...And on with tonights feature
 ...3RD JUMP OF THE DAY,STUDENT JUMP # 6 1981. EXIT GOOD, R TURN, L TURN BACK
FLIP ,NO PROBLEM. TRACK FOR 1-THOUSAND 5, PULL. BIG PROBLEM."THERE I WAS" 4
GRAND REACH PULL, I HAD PULLED UNCONTIOUSLY THE BRIDDLE, NOT THE HANDLE. I
LOOK DOWN IN BACK OF ME AND "OH SHIT THE MAIN IS STILL IN THE BAG BUT ITS OUT
OF THE CONTAINER BLOWING IN THE WIND , I LOOK UP AND MY LINES ARE
HORSESHOEING OVER MY HEAD,BY THIS TIME IM BLOWING PAST 2 GRAND. "LOOK ,REACH
PULL, NO TIME FOR CUTAWAYS. MY ANGEL WAS WITH ME . I SEE THE VIDEO AND IF MY
RESERVE WOULD HAVE TURNED INWHEN IT HIT MY LINES INSTEAD OF OUT I WOULDNT BE
WRITTING YOU, [Unable to display image]
The Moral: Woooo Hoooo !!!!! Would someone care to start out the question of the day? ** What is wrong with this picture? ** Piece things together logically. Your life depends on it. Oh, second thought, don't worry about it. Everything will be O.K.
O.K. let's have it! Give me your story (and input) or else....
C'mon Send it by E-mail! It's right in front of you.
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 1992 D.V.W. Recording
Dan Van Wynsberghe All rights reserved.
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