v.1
^GDear Abby dear Abby my ^Cfeet are too ^Glong
My ^Ghair's fallin' out and my ^Arights are all ^Dwrong
My ^Gfreinds they all tell me that I've ^Cno freinds at ^Gall
Won't you ^Gwrite me a letter won't you ^Dgive me a ^Gcall
^CSign^Ded Be^Dwildered

Chorus:
(Bewildered bewildered) you have no complaint
You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up buster and listen up good
Stop wishin for bad luck and knock on wood

v.2
Dear Abby dear Abby my fountain pen leaks
My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
Ever' side I get up on's the wrong side of bed
If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead
Signed Unhappy

Rpt Ch (Unhappy)

v.3
Dear Abby dear Abby well I never thought
That me an' my girlfreind would ever get caught
We were sittin' in the back seat just a'shootin' the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
Signed Just Married