v.1
If you're havin' trouble with your high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You wanna graduate but not in his bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone I'm always home call me anytime
Just ring 362-4368 -- I lead a life of crime

Chorus:
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap [5t]

v.2
You got trouble in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start fella
Pick up the phone I'm here alone or make a social call
Come right in, we'll get down here, we'll have ourselves a ball

Rpt Ch.

Instr. Brk.

v.3
You got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' at ya night and day
An that could drive you nuts
Pick up the phone, leave her alone, it's time you made a stand
For a fee I'm happy to be your back-door man

Rpt Ch
Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT, (done dirt cheap)
Neckties, contracts, high voltage, (done dirt cheap)

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