v.1
^DHe don't smoke marajuana -- oh hell no!
Never took a trip without a ^Acar
He can't get enough of that lemon stuff that he drinks
An' he's pretty darned good with his ol' ^Dguitar

v.2
I'd like to think that he'd want hair just like mine
But why's he got to be that gosh-durned tall?
He drives a black-and-white, like them guys in that movie
An' he writes real songs -- he' even made CDs!

Chorus:
And I'm proud to know George Moore, the Law Director
He's got Celina right under his thumb
He knows the law, an' he ain't afraid to use it
An' his office just might be the smallest one in town

In Celina, Mercer County, USA!

v.3

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