It's Not Lookin' a Lot Like Christmas

by Steve Fixit

v.1
GOh, it's not lookin a lot like Christmas
Green and brown and CgrayC/B--Am
AmNo Jack Frost at my Dnose
GNo numbing in my Etoes
That Asleigh sure does look silly with no Dsnow

v.2
Oh, it's not lookin' a lot like Christmas
Here in our little town
The forecast is calling for rain
El Nino srikes again
I can't make a snowball outta that!

Refrain:
No Bmsnowmen in hats, with carrots for noses
No Esnowball fights out in the street
No Acars to dig out of improbable snowdrifts
No Dsidewalks to make pristine
And the ice-skating date that you took out tonight
Turned into a mud-wrestling queen

v.3
No, it's not lookin' a lot like Christmas
Green grass, brown mud, gray roads
Santa won't need Rudolph's nose
Rudolph's home with the does
Drinking Santa's stash of Christmas cheer

No, it's not lookin' much like Christmas this year
Well, except for the decorations...
No, it's not lookin' much like Christmas this year
And the presents...
So, it might look a little like Christmas, this year