v.1
People say I'm no good, an' crazy as a loon
Cause I get stoned in the mornin', an' get drunk in the afternoon
Kinda like some ol' blue tick hound, like to lay around in the shade
I ain't got no money, but I damn sure got it made

Chorus:
Cause I ain't askin' nobody for nothin'
If I can't get it on my own
If you don't like the way I'm livin'
Well, just leave this long-haired country boy alone

v.2
Preacher man talkin' on teevee, puttin' down the rock-n-roll
Wants me to send a donation 'cause he's worried about my soul
He said "Jesus walked on the water", an I know that it's true
Sometimes I think that preacherman'd like to do a little walkin too

Instr. Brk 1v + 1ch

v.3
A poor girl wants to marry, a rich girl wants to flirt
A rich man goes to college, and a poor man goes to work
A drunkard wants another drink of wine, an' the politician wants your vote
I don't want much o' nothin' at all, but I will take another toke