v.1
DWell the Amsign said Glong-haired freaky people Dneed not apGply
DSo I stuck my hair up Aunder my hat, and I Gwent in to ask him Awhy
BmHe said you look like a fine, upstanding young Gman, I think you'll do
So I Dtook off my hat an' said "IAmagine that, huh, Gme workin' for Ayou!"
Chorus:
Woah, Dsigns, signs, Ceverywhere a Gsign
DBlockin' out the scenery, Gbreakin' my mind
DDo this, don't do Athat,
Can't you read the Csigns?D
v.2
And the sign said anybody caught trespassin' will be shot on sight
So I jumped on the fence and I yelled to the house --
"Hey! What gives you the right?"
"To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep Mother Nature in?"
"If God was here he'd tell you to your face, "Man, you some kind of sinner!"
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Refrain:
AHey you mister can't you read, you Ggot to have a shirt an' Dtie to get a seat
DYou can't even watch, no Ayou can't eat, Gyou ain't supposed to Dbe here!
--And the sign says you got to have a membership card to get inside uh!
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v.3
An the sign said "Everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray"
But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all
I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little sign
I said "Thank you Lord for thinkin' 'bout me, I'm alive an' doin' fine!"
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