v.1
^EPlease allow me to intro^Dduce myself, I'm a ^Aman of wealth and ^Etaste
I've been around for a long, long year, stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was around when Jesus Christ had His moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate

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^BPleased to meet you, hope you guess my ^Ename
But what's ^Bpuzzlin' you is the nature of my ^Egame

v.2
I stuck around St Petersburg, when I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank, held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank

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v.3
I watched with glee while your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades, for the gods they made
I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all, it was you and me

Let me please introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reached Bombay

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Instr. Brk. 2v
Rpt. Ch. [confusin']

v.4
Just as every cop is a criminal, and all the sinners saints
As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer, 'cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politics, or I'll lay your soul to waste, um, yeah

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Instr. Brk. 1v

Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame