v.1
^AmMy sister got ^Dlucky, ^Gmarried a ^Amyuppie
Took him for ^Dall he was ^Gworth
^AmNow she's a ^Dswinger, ^Gdating a ^Amsinger
^{Am [F]}I can't de^{D [G]}cide which is ^{G [C]}worse

Chorus:
But ^Emnot ^Cme, ^Gba^Dby, I've got ^Emyou ^Cto ^Gsave ^Dme
Oh, ^Gyer ^Dso ^Cbad, ^Gbest thing I ^Dever ^Chad
In a ^Gworld ^Dgone ^Cbad, ^Gyer ^Dso ^Cbad ^--D

v.2
My sister's ex-husband can't get no lovin'
Walks around dog-faced and hurt
Now he's got nothin', head in the oven
I can't decide which is worse

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Instr. Brk. 1v -- alt. ch.
Rpt. Ch. 2t