LET THE MADNESS BEGIN! – Ozzy Osbourne

Hello! Hooray! Let the show begin, I’ve been ready. – Alice Cooper

Good evening! Welcome to the show. – Dee Snider

Guess it’s not a good day, to be a bad guy. – Eric Dravin

It can’t rain all the time. – Eric Dravin

Ok, you see what he did? He french fried when he should have pizza’d. You french fry when you’re suppose to pizza, and you’re going to have a bad time. – Thumper (The boys ski instructor on South Park)

Don’t be a wussy! – Ken Titus

It’s a hundred and six miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. – Elwood Blues

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? – The Joker

A Winchester only recognizes one five o’clock a day. This one IS NOT IT! – Charles Emerson Winchester III

La-tex con-dome, boy I’d like to live in one of those! – Abe (Grandpa) Simpson

TIMMY! – Timmy

I dream in color. I live in black and white. – Roger Clyne

Yeah man, I’ll tell you what, that dang ol’ internet man. You just go on there and point and click, get on there, talk ‘bout, ww.w-com me, you got them, that, naked chicks on there, man you go clickclickclickclickclickclick, it’s real easy man. – Boomhauer

Can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me. – Bart Simpson

With great power, comes great responsibility. – Peter Parker/Spider-man

Gee, I’m really sorry your mom blew up Ricky. – Lane Myer (John Cusack’s character in Better Off Dead)

One of us is thinking about sex…ok, it’s me. – Random t-shirt

I’m not even suppose to be here today! – Dante Hicks

Gee I’m glad it’s raining, no one sees the tear drops as they fall. – Jim Varney

No, not a flock of seagulls, a flock of pelicans. They’re a lot more dangerous, and have better haircuts. – Roger Clyne

Thank you so much, for letting us dream out loud. – Roger Clyne

If you want to starve, play originals. If you want to eat, you’re better off doing covers. – Zakk Wylde

Lions Say "RRAAARRRHHH", giraffes have fun. – Kenzie Regedanz

They laugh at us because we’re different, we laugh at them because they’re the same. – Random T-shirt

Dude, I think I filled the cup! – Jay Buds (From Jay & Silent Bob)

I am ambidextrous. I can flip you off with both hands – From the great mind of Madd Dogg Murlin D. Griner

I have never seen anyone eat that much acid before! – Tommy Chong

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around sometimes, you just might miss it. – Farris Beuller

That boy ain’t right. – Hank Hill

She said I was cold as hell, but hell’s not cold I know, I know. Cause I’ve been there for the last half-hour or so, and the devil said it never snows. – Butch Walker

Sometimes, the sun shines through the rain. – Cinderella

I’m Red, where’s my muffins, dumb-ass! – Fez (From `That ‘70s Show`)

I return to you now, at the turn of the tide. – Gandalf The White 

I ask you, how much more black can it be? And the answer is…none, none more black. – Nigel Tufnel

Snoochie Boochies! – Jay Buds

Time to give the devil his due! – Daredevil/Matt Murdoch

Just because we wear makeup doesn’t mean we can’t kick your ass. – Vince Neil

Fine! I don’t need you. I’ll get myself a new best friend too. So, go ahead. Go back to your fancy cars, and your big bank accounts, and your celebrity friends, and your beautiful women, Victoria Silvstead, Playmate of the year……………F**K!!!! – Joe (Coop) Cooper

I live for recess. – Alex Singleton

Now, maybe it’s just me, but I believe I’m going to have to get medieval on your buttocks. – Gump Fiction

Whosajiggawhat? – Eric Cartman

Earth first! Make Mars our bitch! – Dale Gribble

Excuse me, uh, I’ve been doing some thinking. Uhm, just kind of looking at our situation here. And I’ve come to the conclusion, that we’re COMPLETELY F**KED! Has anybody else made this discovery? – Matt Stone

Mr. Anderson, - Agent Smith

Life is short, and death is long. – Bret (The Hit Man) Hart

Dad is great…He made us the chocolate cake! – Bill Cosby

I ripped my pants!!! – Spongebob Squarepants

I yam Yenni-fair Lo-paiz! – Eric Cartman

Dude, hold my hammer while I nail your girlfriend. – Random T-shirt, suggested by Madd Dogg Murlin Griner

You know, there are so many ways to say f**k you, but I think I’ll stick with the classic…F**K YOU! – This one is one of my own

Live fast, play hard, die laughing! – Tag line for the movie Grind

You think I’m not? – Bobby Brewer

Nothing makes a man feel more like a man than being a father, and there is nothing that scares a man more than being a father, and there in lies the challenge. – Tim Allen

I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there. – Larry The Cable Guy

When the going gets tough, the tough go south. – Roger Clyne

Es-cop-pay! – Dory (From finding Nemo, trying to read the word escape)

Sea monkey has my money. Yes I’m a natural blue. – Dory (Finding Nemo)

Trouble is like roses, they both like to come in bunches. – Edward Abbey

Did you know, it was a year ago today? – Jay London (Last Comic Standing)

As dumb and drunk as I was you know I’d do it all again. – Roger Clyne

I see the sun setting over America, try to leave my darker side behind. Making my way down a blue desert highway, wish my rear view mirror would tell me a lie. – Roger Clyne

That’s my stapler. – Milton (From Office Space)

Either you’re in or you’re out, right now. – Danny Ocean

It’ll be nice working with proper villains again. – Basher Tar

 I did it my way. – Frank Sinatra

I thought you’d be taller. – Almost everyone from the movie Road house (This one’s for my uncle Ron)

I'm totally against it and offended by it. I'm going to let my real talent show, not just stand there and dance around. Personally, I'd never lip- sync. It's just not me. – Aslee Simpson, before her SNL lip-syncing disaster. AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Like everyone, trust no one. – The mother of one of the band members from Battle For Ozzfest.

This song is about some one who claims he invented heavy metal, I think we all know who I’m talking about. – Dave Mustain speaking about Metallica’s James Hetfield.

It’s showtime. – Mr. Incredible

Twelve is the new Eleven – Tag line for the movie Oceans Twelve