Barry Seal
Clinton Associate
(plane crash)
Jerry Parks
Clinton Associate
(shot)
Vincent Foster
Clinton Associate
(shot)
Ron Brown
Clinton Associate
(plane crash AND shot)
Lady Diana Spencer-
Windsor-Spencer
Princex of Wales
(Great Britain
was not enough)
The Billary Clinton
Legal Defense Fund
cancelled for lack of interest
... and principle
Chris Farley
Funny Fat Guy
(Fame & Fortune
were not enough)
Michael Kennedy
Teeny-Boinker
(death by stupidity)
Kenny
Symbolic & cathartic
murder of all children
(shot, impaled on flagpole, touched by Black Angel, crushed, etc.)